Warning : Mild Crude Joke Ahead

A man was traveling through the jungle for days growing tired he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After knocking on the door an old Chinese guy with a beard that reached the floor answers. The man asked him if he could stay the night and the Chinese guy agreed as long as he didn’t screw his granddaughter. Before the guy could agree the old man warned him that if he did he would perform the three greatest Chinese tortures on him. The guy says o.k. and the man lets him in.

When it was time for dinner the man meets the granddaughter and she is the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. So after he figured the old man was asleep he went into her room and made love to her.

The next morning the man awoke with a 100lbs rock on his chest with a sign “first Chinese torture wake up with 100 pound rock on chest”. Being a strong man he thought nothing of it and picked up the rock and threw it out the window but on the back of the rock there was another sign reading “2nd Chinese torture, right ball tied to rock”. Thinking quickly the man jumped out the window but on the other side of the window there was another sign reading 3rd Chinese torture test left nut tied to bed post”…

Source : http://www.asianjoke.com/chinese/the_chinese_torture.htm

Rainbow Innuendo

The whole video is so wrong. Lol. I litterally broke into a fit of laughter when I watched it. Enjoy.

Adieu, graynut signing off.

Random Pictures 2

I got divided by zero lately, hence my lack of updates. Anyway, here are more random pictures that I found. I do not own these pictures and therefore credits belong to their owners. I have included the links to the owners of these pictures whenever possible, with lack of meaning I could not locate the source of these pictures. If you happen to know their origins, please drop me an email at wn.fong.v3@gmail.com.

Aurora Borealis from the space. Also known as Northen Polar Lights or just aurorae. Source

Urm…Great moment here. Unidentified source.

If my memory does not fail me, this chap is said to prevent the fire engine from being frozen. Unidentified source too.

If the words on the sign are too small, here is what it says. Unidentified source.
1. Mass Ave Bridge Closed
2. Sunday 04/22/07 6am-3pm
3. To Appease Godzilla

Zombie attack! Be afraid. Be very afraid. Unidentified source.

Shoryuken Cat. KO-ed by his awesomeness! Source

LOLCAT + Emoticon = Win! Unidentified source.

The phenomenon is not exclusive to Apple products though. Source

I say, fire away USS Lincoln. Unidentified source.

It’s no longer flies that go into your mouth if you yawn with your mouth wide open. Unidentified source.

I faces the risk of invoking wraths of the fairer sex by posting this one. Heh. Unidentified source. Definitely not from the periodic table.

Beats me why his genitals are in surgical spirits. Unidentified source.

Somehow I believe the mistakes made have successfully magnified the protestors’ message. Unknown source.

…especially when stress is handed to you like desserts, if you catch what I mean. Unknown source.

The WTF panda. Unidentified source. Definitely not WWF.

This may come from WWF, the wrestling body. Again, unidentified source.

Okay, this is creepy. First we have pedobear. Now it’s pedopanda. Or is it pedobear in disguise? Beats me. Unidentified source.

Stay tuned. Adieu, graynut signing off.

Funny Final Fantasy Dub

Taking a break from posting headache inducing articles. Enjoy this great skit which I foraged from youtube.com

Stay tuned. Adieu, graynut signing off.

Baby ROFL

Found this on Reddit lately.

The video shows a toddler rolling on the floor, laughing, literally. I guess ROFL is not confined to those glued to the computer and internet.

Cheers to the toddler and his inexplicable laughter.

Stay tuned. Adieu, graynut signing off.