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  • graynut 2:56 am on October 26, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chinese, crude, , torture   

    Warning : Mild Crude Joke Ahead 

    A man was traveling through the jungle for days growing tired he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After knocking on the door an old Chinese guy with a beard that reached the floor answers. The man asked him if he could stay the night and the Chinese guy agreed as long as he didn’t screw his granddaughter. Before the guy could agree the old man warned him that if he did he would perform the three greatest Chinese tortures on him. The guy says o.k. and the man lets him in.

    When it was time for dinner the man meets the granddaughter and she is the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. So after he figured the old man was asleep he went into her room and made love to her.

    The next morning the man awoke with a 100lbs rock on his chest with a sign “first Chinese torture wake up with 100 pound rock on chest”. Being a strong man he thought nothing of it and picked up the rock and threw it out the window but on the back of the rock there was another sign reading “2nd Chinese torture, right ball tied to rock”. Thinking quickly the man jumped out the window but on the other side of the window there was another sign reading 3rd Chinese torture test left nut tied to bed post”…

    Source : http://www.asianjoke.com/chinese/the_chinese_torture.htm

  • graynut 9:06 pm on October 13, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Brilliant Blog Award 

    I feel compelled to respond to the recent claim that was made by Erlina here.

    By all means I feel honoured and no less grateful to be accredited in such a way. For that I would like to extend my heartmost thank you to Erlina for such an acknowledgement.

    However, recent visitors may wonder why would I be credited such title and do I really deserve the aforementioned award owing to the fact that I update less than 5 times per month.  Personally, I feel that I don’t. Unfortunately, (or fortunately) the acclaim was not under my jurisdiction and thus, I have no say in the decision made by Erlina. Please do not be mistaken that I am accepting this show of honour unwillingly. In fact, I am taking it in with open arms. Nevertheless, contempt must be weeded if there is any regarding Erlina’s decision, which I hope there is none. I personally think that some of her friends have better blogs that I do. I do not profess that I am a good blogger. In fact, I am more of an avid blog reader than blogger.

    I would like to thank Erlina again for the special mention in her blog. With this I would like to end this blog entry.

    P.S. : This whole entry is composed when the author is under influence of extreme smugness after realizing that he was tagged with an award that greatly inflated his already humongous head filled with ego than can shadow a quarter of the earth from the sun.

    Adieu, graynut signing off.

  • graynut 2:32 am on October 3, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chopin, fantasie, frederic, impromptu, , no 4, op 66, piano   

    Fantasie Impromtu Op. 66 No.4 

    I do not know how to play piano, but I certainly know what’s brilliant music when I hear one.

    I present, Frederic Chopin’s Fantasie Impromptu Op. 66 No 4, by Vladmir Horowitz.

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